I claim no originality. Nor do I claim responsibility for any groans, hiccups, or spitting of coffee. Enjoy!
Twenty Corny Word Puns to Brighten Your Day
- When is a door not really a door? When it’s really ajar.
- How do you organize an astronomer’s party? You planet.
- What do you call a factory that sells generally decent goods? A satisfactory.
- I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Never again.
- You can’t make a “dad joke” if you are not a dad. It’s a faux pa.
- Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.
- How many tickles can an octopus take? Tentacles!
- I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s something I can really see myself doing.
- What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
- I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
- Why did Cyclops close his school? He only had one pupil.
- Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Then it would be a foot.
- What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter.
- Why did the coffee call the police? It got mugged!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- Did you hear about the guy who won the award for best knock-knock joke? He won the no bell prize.
- Why does Waldo only wear stripes? He doesn’t want to be spotted.
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
- Which knight invented King Arthur’s Round Table? Sir Cumference.
- What’s the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.
A Writer’s Keyboard Prayer
I love this kind of things: pun,irony,twists, etc. God bless you Steve!
Puny, puny.
Sir Cumference, ha ha! I’ll have to show my husband. He is always trying to annoy our teenage sons with dad jokes, ha!
I always look forward to Fun Friday’s postings. Love them. Especially loved the “Happy Birthday” rendition of the master composers.
Actually, most of those puns are really good! Very creative!
Now you’re talking my language.
Question: Is it true the astronomical event the magi followed is called a syzygy?
Answer: Yes. That’s why they’re called the Three Y’s Men.
I so needed this today!
I miss my dad who was a great shaggy dog story teller and punster! There are few things I enjoy more than a good pun! Sorry all you people out there who are groaning.
There is a past tense and Army tents.
As a punster myself, this was a great addition for my collection. Loved it!
Here’s another for you. Did you hear about the guy who was afraid to do a zoom meeting without his mask on? He was afraid his computer might catch a virus.
These were great! Thanks for helping me begin my day with a laugh!