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“dispensation,” “unction” and (my personal favorite) “bless their hearts.”
(Suspect you’ll hear from Rosetta Stone’s lawyers soon.)
In the gap
Posture yourself for blessings, success, whatever…
Let go and let God
Do you have an accountability partner? Or maybe a Stephen Minister?
OH! Another good one: Are you pre-trib or post-trib?
Guide, guard, and direct us
Fallen away
Are you going to go forward?
Those in the household of faith
Oh geez….I could add to this list all day 🙂
Or, How the church can become completely irrelevant in one generation.
I’m passing this on to my pastor who wrote a book called Christianese. Thank you for the laugh.
Thanks for the Friday giggle… ‘Cause I’m heaven-bound! 😉
I’m sure this will help people get “plugged in” to the appropriate ministries!
I praise the Lord for this anointed word.
Let’s sing it like we mean it.
“I pray in Jesus’ name and by His shed blood that each one will grow in grace until His second coming. Now raise your hands in rededication.”
Funny how Biblical phrases can be so misunderstood – and misused – in contemporary language.
In this day and age as you walk the walk let your lights so shine that there will be showers of blessing as you are bringing in the sheaves (Repeat x 3) or in the garden alone. But when thou prayest, be certain that thou usest the vernacular 1603 King James English, yea verily, not today’s. Amen and amen.
Oh, mercy, Steve. We’re so bad! ;-D
LOL. Unchurched. Welcome back to the fold. Can I hear an Amen.
What, no Ginsu knives with that?? Very cute. We are a silly bunch aren’t we?
Brilliant!
At Southern Alberta Bible Camp, years ago now, a bunch of radicals played Recreational Theological Lexicography. I can’t find a trace of them on the internet but there was a CD called ANY CHAPEL. It left me in stitches.