Since 2013, when I wrote my first blog post for this agency, I’ve covered a lot of different topics and issues, sometimes repeating some themes that I felt important. But overall, I sought to be an “encouraging realist” when it comes to book publishing.
I also make it a habit to plan posts well into the future, so I have my schedule drafted through early 2026, which could either be viewed with a sense of blogging awe and wonder or, more likely, that I should see a therapist.
Still, there are a lot of posts I decided to toss into the trash bin of blogging history for various reasons. Here they are and some reasons why I deep-sixed them:
Don’t Send Your Proposal Willy-Nilly to Every Agent
Other than I was looking for a way to use “willy-nilly” on a post, it might actually be faulty advice. After all, there’s that time when an aspiring author sent a book proposal to their insurance agent, who shared it with their real-estate agent, whose brother-in-law knew a guy in the CIA who knew a secret agent who had a neighbor who was a literary agent. They got a contract in the mail with a check for $100,000! This happens all the time.
Pay Attention to What Publishers Want to Publish
As we gaze at the sunrise on our back porch and ponder the wonders of God’s creation, the editorial desires of a company that might invest money in our book seem so small and irrelevant. After all, there was that one time when a publisher did a book completely off-brand for them. Sure, it was written by the daughter of the company owner; but it proves they will go a different direction once in a while. Who wants to find out that the book they have been writing for the last ten years was not commercially publishable? Totally discouraging.
Take Your Time and Do It Write
See what I did there? Pretty funny, huh? I wrote the title and then I couldn’t think of any good approach to the post. I was in a hurry anyway and created a post under Bob Hostetler’s byline using ChatGPT. You can read it in the next couple of weeks.
Don’t Just Send Your manuscript Instead of a Proposal
Talk about discouraging. Seriously, after spending a thousand hours writing over the last two years, who wants to spend two more hours creating a professional proposal? The least an editor or agent can do is spend eight hours reading it. This would have fallen flat for the agency blog.
I had a few more ideas not as developed as the above:
Your mom is not a literary critic (even if she is).
Manuscripts written with pencil in cursive handwriting are not properly formatted for publication.
A manuscript isn’t done until an editor says it is.
Platform, shmatform, books are still important even if they sell only four copies. (I would have gotten angry emails about “shmatform” not being a real word.)
Authors who ignored any professional advice and were still highly successful. (I thought of the title first, but then couldn’t find any examples, so I gave up.)
Andrew Budek-Schmeisser
The blog posts I choose not to write
are those of grim sobriety;
I really prefer getting tight
and speaking to variety
of inebriation’s cause
(beer buzz sure beats whiskey hammer),
and I follow driving laws
’cause writing’s harder in the slammer.
You may call me dissipated,
a stain on bad company,
but clear in head is overrated
when you look east to DC
and behold our Stately Ship
steered as if on acid trip.
Karen Ingle
Dan, you’re a hoot! Thanks for keeping it real and also uplifting. (Incidentally, I would totally use “schmatform” in a blog post.) Thanks, too, for Write to Publish 2024. It was—like you— real and uplifting.
Sheri Dean Parmelee, Ph.D.
One of my students told me that he never did re-writes. Pity. As a result, I wrote a blog posting called “I Don’t Kneed to Prove Reed ‘Cause My Writings Prefect.” It was quite popular.
Bill Bethel
Dan, may I have the name of Willy-Nilly’s insurance agent? Thanks.
Priscilla Bettis
Hahaha! Great post!
Jerry Bennett
These are inspired. Thank you for giving me a great start to my day.
Linda Riggs Mayfield
Hilarious! I’ve been a professional research and writing consultant and editor for 13 years, and I can TRULY identify with several of those points and their umbrella belief that “The rules don’t apply to me.” One client used her own highly entertaining mini-memoirs as virtually the only references for her doctoral dissertation, then was so offended by my gentle explanation that the university would not accept them as published research studies, that she fired me and submitted the dissertation like that anyway. As predicted, the university did not accept her delightful but non-academic books as scholarly research, and she tried to hire my editor friend to make it work. My friend declined the opportunity to take on that project. 😉
Dave Fessenden
Hey, Dan! I want to hear more about the secret agent who had a neighbor who was a literary agent. Great story.
LISA ROETTGER
Oh, yes. I would definitely like to hear more about that one.
LISA ROETTGER
Thanks for the insights, Dan. I always love your humor.
Ann L Coker
I smiled all through my reading. Then when I saw your chosen illustration, I laughed. Thanks.
Melody M Morrison
Best of all, I now understand the true meaning of a horse laugh. And had one.