Book Puns! Create a combination of a book title and author that together make a great pun. Below are a few that have recently circulated on social media. I’ve included some of my own. Your assignment is to post a new one in the comments below (please keep them appropriate). Enjoy!
How to Write Big Books by Warren Peace
What You Should Believe by I. Noah Tall
The Art of Archery by Beau N. Arrow
Irish Heart Surgery by Angie O’Plasty
I’ve Fallen and Can’t Get Up by Eileen Dover
Self-Esteem for Children by Wade Ago
I Ate the Sheriff by A. Robin Zombie
Jesus is Irrelevant by Hugh Bris
Yodeling for Dummies by O. Lea O’Leahy
Break a Leg by I. Wanaski
An Ophthalmologist’s Delight by Seymour Daily
Inside Voices by Heidi S. Soloud
Tighten Your Belt by Kim Ono
A Good Pizza Ruined by Ann Chovie
You Can Do It! by Immanual Kant
The Great Big Anthology of Monsterous Tales edited by Frank N. Stein.
Love it!
The Great Big Anthology of Puns by I. Rould.
The Life and Times of Aunt Jemima by C. Rupp.
Nice!
Putting an End to Any Bad Habit by Jess Kwitt.
The Normandy Invasion by Noah C. Prize
This is an old one, but here goes:
Dash to the Outhouse by Willie Makket, illustrated by Betty Wont
Haaaaaaa!
That’s great!! 🙂
The Tightest Noose by Hang M. High
How to Get Rich Quick by I. S. Toleit
Putting an End to Any Bad Habit by Jess Kwitt.
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It Can Be Done by Heidi Claire
I Quit Facebook…Tomorrow
by Ima Dicted
Good one!
My Car and the Great Flood by Van N. Dewatter
Haha!! 🙂
Writing Book Proposals by Wanda B. Author
My thought is … did you think these up at 2 a.m.? 😉 (These are awesome, by the way…and great medicine before the day gets started.)
Here are a few:
How to Write a Blog Post by I. R. Layte
Editing Is Psychological by Mi N. Dread
How to Avoid Gluten-Free Disasters by Jess Haught Sand, illustrated by Crum B. Everywear
Snowstorm in July by Bernie N. Up
Haha, these are great. I’m best at puns when I’m not trying, but let’s give it a whirl.
Give It a Whirl by Tony A. Dough
Always Serious by Joe King
Boy Scout Preparedness by Justin Case
Under Construction by Bill Ding
This is fun. All you guys are so creative. Here’s another that came to me as I was watching the formation of Tropical Storm Alberto:
Preparing for Hurricane Season by Wendy Waters
Delightful!
How to Have a Greener Lawn by Ferd T Lizer
I’ve laughed so hard at these. Great for the soul.
How To Work More Efficiently by Timsa Wasting
Overcoming Procrastination by Al Duit Layder
You all are hilarious! Hope you had fun with these and can keep them coming. Thought of a couple more a few minutes ago:
How to LIsten to Classical Music by Audi Tory
How to Speak to Others Will Listen by Louden Clear
What is the Internal Revenue Service? by M. T. Pockets
Ashes to Ashes by Few Neural Pyre
The Reality of Rejection by Imet Lobby
Summertime Fun by Moe D. Lawn
If it Falls, Who Will Hear? by Tim Burr
Too Many Book Puns by Ed Enuff
That poor Lobby guy!
How to Cure a Headache by I. Bea Profen
*inspired, of course, by a headache…
How to Stop a Nosebleed by Tour Niquet
The Sound of Silence by S.H. Ush
Sibling Rivalry by P. A. Bach
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly by Ive C.N. Itall
How to Be A Star by Holly Wood
Math Books
Measurement by Ima Rooler
Algebraic Equations by Hugh Solveditt
Solving Equations by I. C. Varryobol
Powers of 10 by Desi Moll
Categorizing Shapes by G. Ima Tree
Thanks. I needed that today.
How about this one?
Organize Your Day by Chekhov Liszt
Joyce, love it! Quite the surprise factor there with the last names… 🙂
Rusty Bedsprings by I. P. Nightly
(Can’t believe I’m posting this one, but it’s the sort of humor that gets passed around my household!)
Breaking Bread by I. Needu
Who is Q? by Hu Kares
Fit with Food by Ima Knot
Self Publishing by IndiAnn A. Jones
Forgot.. this is a great post. A good laugh for today!
This is hilarious, Love your web site
Fun!
Solving Sibling Rivalry by I. Winn-Eulooz
A New England Farm Childhood by Rose O’Corne
The Youngest Soldier by Drummond Fife
Your Mother Wears Army Boots by Macon Fun
How to Get into your Teen Jeans Again by Lucinda Wayst
An Antidote to Greed by Sharen Sharelyck
No Beans for Me! by Jackson Safray Doveheights
Born Different by Sixto Sonomy Pheete
An Introvert’s Lament by Haley Vamialoan
Bad Manners by Ima Paul Datyoo
How to Stay Well and Avoid Doctors by Havana Pulladay
HELP! I CAN’T STOP PUNNING! by Teesa A. Dikting