Book Puns! – Fun Fridays – May 25, 2018

Book Puns! Create a combination of a book title and author that together make a great pun. Below are a few that have recently circulated on social media. I’ve included some of my own. Your assignment is to post a new one in the comments below (please keep them appropriate). Enjoy!

How to Write Big Books by Warren Peace

What You Should Believe by I. Noah Tall

The Art of Archery by Beau N. Arrow

Irish Heart Surgery by Angie O’Plasty

I’ve Fallen and Can’t Get Up by Eileen Dover

Self-Esteem for Children by Wade Ago

I Ate the Sheriff by A. Robin Zombie

Jesus is Irrelevant by Hugh Bris

Yodeling for Dummies by O. Lea O’Leahy

Break a Leg by I. Wanaski

An Ophthalmologist’s Delight by Seymour Daily

Inside Voices by Heidi S. Soloud

Tighten Your Belt by Kim Ono

A Good Pizza Ruined by Ann Chovie

You Can Do It! by Immanual Kant


46 Responses to Book Puns! – Fun Fridays – May 25, 2018

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    Meg MacDonald May 25, 2018 at 5:25 am #

    The Great Big Anthology of Monsterous Tales edited by Frank N. Stein.

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    Rebekah Love Dorris May 25, 2018 at 5:33 am #

    The Great Big Anthology of Puns by I. Rould.

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    Mark Alan Leslie May 25, 2018 at 5:36 am #

    The Life and Times of Aunt Jemima by C. Rupp.

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    Heidi Gaul May 25, 2018 at 5:36 am #

    Putting an End to Any Bad Habit by Jess Kwitt.

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    Mark Alan Leslie May 25, 2018 at 5:38 am #

    The Normandy Invasion by Noah C. Prize

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    Peter DeHaan May 25, 2018 at 6:06 am #

    This is an old one, but here goes:
    Dash to the Outhouse by Willie Makket, illustrated by Betty Wont

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    Michael V Kelly May 25, 2018 at 6:18 am #

    The Tightest Noose by Hang M. High

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    Marie Wells Coutu May 25, 2018 at 6:19 am #

    How to Get Rich Quick by I. S. Toleit

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    Publishers Room May 25, 2018 at 6:25 am #

    Putting an End to Any Bad Habit by Jess Kwitt.

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    Tiffany Price May 25, 2018 at 6:40 am #

    It Can Be Done by Heidi Claire

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    Rebekah Love Dorris May 25, 2018 at 7:18 am #

    I Quit Facebook…Tomorrow
    by Ima Dicted

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    Bob May 25, 2018 at 8:34 am #

    My Car and the Great Flood by Van N. Dewatter

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    Cindy Burger May 25, 2018 at 8:45 am #

    Writing Book Proposals by Wanda B. Author

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    Tisha Martin May 25, 2018 at 9:36 am #

    My thought is … did you think these up at 2 a.m.? 😉 (These are awesome, by the way…and great medicine before the day gets started.)

    Here are a few:

    How to Write a Blog Post by I. R. Layte
    Editing Is Psychological by Mi N. Dread

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    Joey Rudder May 25, 2018 at 10:13 am #

    How to Avoid Gluten-Free Disasters by Jess Haught Sand, illustrated by Crum B. Everywear

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    Diane T. Ashley May 25, 2018 at 10:39 am #

    Snowstorm in July by Bernie N. Up

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    Amber Schamel May 25, 2018 at 11:03 am #

    Haha, these are great. I’m best at puns when I’m not trying, but let’s give it a whirl.
    Give It a Whirl by Tony A. Dough

    Always Serious by Joe King

    Boy Scout Preparedness by Justin Case

    Under Construction by Bill Ding

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    Diane T. Ashley May 25, 2018 at 11:11 am #

    This is fun. All you guys are so creative. Here’s another that came to me as I was watching the formation of Tropical Storm Alberto:

    Preparing for Hurricane Season by Wendy Waters

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    Sheri Dean Parmelee May 25, 2018 at 1:41 pm #


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    Lydia Reiter May 25, 2018 at 2:46 pm #

    How to Have a Greener Lawn by Ferd T Lizer

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    Mary Felkins May 25, 2018 at 4:03 pm #

    I’ve laughed so hard at these. Great for the soul.

    How To Work More Efficiently by Timsa Wasting

    Overcoming Procrastination by Al Duit Layder

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    Steve Laube May 25, 2018 at 5:19 pm #

    You all are hilarious! Hope you had fun with these and can keep them coming. Thought of a couple more a few minutes ago:

    How to LIsten to Classical Music by Audi Tory

    How to Speak to Others Will Listen by Louden Clear

    What is the Internal Revenue Service? by M. T. Pockets

    Ashes to Ashes by Few Neural Pyre

    The Reality of Rejection by Imet Lobby

    Summertime Fun by Moe D. Lawn

    If it Falls, Who Will Hear? by Tim Burr

    Too Many Book Puns by Ed Enuff

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    Robin Mason May 25, 2018 at 5:54 pm #

    How to Cure a Headache by I. Bea Profen
    *inspired, of course, by a headache…

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      Steve Laube May 25, 2018 at 6:02 pm #

      How to Stop a Nosebleed by Tour Niquet

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    Tisha Martin May 25, 2018 at 7:05 pm #

    Sibling Rivalry by P. A. Bach

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    Robin Mason May 25, 2018 at 7:22 pm #

    The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly by Ive C.N. Itall

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    Sue Potts May 26, 2018 at 6:55 am #

    How to Be A Star by Holly Wood

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    Linda Mundinget May 26, 2018 at 7:56 am #

    Math Books

    Measurement by Ima Rooler

    Algebraic Equations by Hugh Solveditt

    Solving Equations by I. C. Varryobol

    Powers of 10 by Desi Moll

    Categorizing Shapes by G. Ima Tree

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    Diana Derringer May 26, 2018 at 10:39 am #

    Thanks. I needed that today.

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    Joyce K. Ellis May 26, 2018 at 2:37 pm #

    How about this one?
    Organize Your Day by Chekhov Liszt

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      Tisha Martin May 26, 2018 at 3:32 pm #

      Joyce, love it! Quite the surprise factor there with the last names… 🙂

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    Tracey Dyck May 26, 2018 at 9:43 pm #

    Rusty Bedsprings by I. P. Nightly

    (Can’t believe I’m posting this one, but it’s the sort of humor that gets passed around my household!)

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    claire o'sullivan May 27, 2018 at 2:15 pm #

    Breaking Bread by I. Needu

    Who is Q? by Hu Kares

    Fit with Food by Ima Knot

    Self Publishing by IndiAnn A. Jones

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    claire o'sullivan May 27, 2018 at 2:18 pm #

    Forgot.. this is a great post. A good laugh for today!

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    Cary Richards May 27, 2018 at 8:55 pm #

    This is hilarious, Love your web site

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    Jenny Snow May 30, 2018 at 4:04 pm #

    Solving Sibling Rivalry by I. Winn-Eulooz

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    Nancy Massand July 6, 2018 at 11:29 am #

    A New England Farm Childhood by Rose O’Corne
    The Youngest Soldier by Drummond Fife
    Your Mother Wears Army Boots by Macon Fun
    How to Get into your Teen Jeans Again by Lucinda Wayst
    An Antidote to Greed by Sharen Sharelyck
    No Beans for Me! by Jackson Safray Doveheights
    Born Different by Sixto Sonomy Pheete
    An Introvert’s Lament by Haley Vamialoan
    Bad Manners by Ima Paul Datyoo
    How to Stay Well and Avoid Doctors by Havana Pulladay
    HELP! I CAN’T STOP PUNNING! by Teesa A. Dikting


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