Since there are five “2s” in today’s date (07/22/2022), I thought I’d provide 10 quotes to lighten your day. None are original, so don’t blame me!
- When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
- It is not my fault that I never learned to accept responsibility!
- Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let him sleep.
- Ham and eggs—a day’s work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
- I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that either.
- You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
- Whoever said anything is possible never tried slamming a revolving door!
- “When I was a boy, the Dead Sea was only sick.” — George Burns
- “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” — Alan Dundes
- “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller