Steve Laube, president and founder of The Steve Laube Agency, a veteran of the bookselling industry with 40 years of experience. View all posts by Steve Laube →
Editors and Beta Folks,
proofreaders with dry dusty breath,
critics with their swamp-gas croaks
gather to peck my book to death.
Why did you use adverbs?
Multi-POV is obsolete!
I think that your reader deserves
an ending more complete
than this heading-for-a-sequel
glaring selling ploy,
because, well, all things being equal,
most buyers sure will not enjoy
finding that this reading trip
will only make them more unhip.
Barbara Diggs
That was a great video, Steve! I totally get it. Great representation of a proofreader, but the video itself was classic. Thanks for making my day!
Too funny! Sadly, when I wrote my dissertation, the proofreader put in 12 mistakes, which I didn’t find till after the 400-page book was published. I was so tired of my dissertation at that point that I didn’t proofread the $2 per page proofreader’s work, I just approved it. Live and learn.
Pamela L Weeks
Lolol hilarious! My type of humor!!
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Andrew Budek-Schmeisser
Editors and Beta Folks,
proofreaders with dry dusty breath,
critics with their swamp-gas croaks
gather to peck my book to death.
Why did you use adverbs?
Multi-POV is obsolete!
I think that your reader deserves
an ending more complete
than this heading-for-a-sequel
glaring selling ploy,
because, well, all things being equal,
most buyers sure will not enjoy
finding that this reading trip
will only make them more unhip.
Barbara Diggs
That was a great video, Steve! I totally get it. Great representation of a proofreader, but the video itself was classic. Thanks for making my day!
Kristen Joy Wilks
Ha ha ha! And … yep.
Gordon
Proughreeders ar mie cuppa tee.
Susan Baggott
And the bane of our existence without which we could never suckcede! LOL
Susan Baggott
I love that he ate the evidence!
Sheri Dean Parmelee, Ph.D.
Too funny! Sadly, when I wrote my dissertation, the proofreader put in 12 mistakes, which I didn’t find till after the 400-page book was published. I was so tired of my dissertation at that point that I didn’t proofread the $2 per page proofreader’s work, I just approved it. Live and learn.
Pamela L Weeks
Lolol hilarious! My type of humor!!