For math geeks everywhere:
(I cannot claim these are original, but still fun…)
What do you call an angle that is adorable? Acute angle.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!
Who invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference.
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan? His parents wouldn’t Cosine.
Why don’t we talk to circles? Because there is no point!
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees.
Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had so many problems.
Why didn’t Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? It was too cubed.
What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral.
Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X. She’s never coming back, and don’t ask Y.
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch? Because they already 8!
Feel free to add yours below.
These are so bad, they’re good. 🙂 I’ll share these with my math geek.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who do not.
Sandy Faye Mauck
Cute…or should I say acute!
Love the circle one and the Dear Algebra-lol.
I had a math teacher who told us this joke: What did the acorn say when he grew up? Geometry (Gee, I’m a tree.) And then one of the students came up with: What does a female fish wear? Algebra (Algae bra). I still remember those after all these years.
Married to an engineer, I appreciate pi day and the logic these men and women instill in us all. Enjoy this link; I imagine “publishers” could create their own comical version.
That was awesome. My husband’s a programmer and he just about fell over laughing… he’s in those meetings weekly.
(However he did calculate how to create 7 perpendicular lines once — for his mathematics degree — you just need 7 dimensions. Pity paper is limited to 2).
Glad you enjoyed it, Lisa.
Sandy Faye Mauck
Ok took me all day…add this one to your list. I made it up.
Why did the curve remain a wallflower?
Because everyone wanted to line dance. (<;