For math geeks everywhere:
(I cannot claim these are original, but still fun…)
What do you call an angle that is adorable? Acute angle.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!
Who invented the Round Table? Sir Cumference.
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan? His parents wouldn’t Cosine.
Why don’t we talk to circles? Because there is no point!
Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach? Because it was over 90 degrees.
Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had so many problems.
Why didn’t Bob drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it? It was too cubed.
What do you call a number that can’t keep still? A roamin’ numeral.
Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X. She’s never coming back, and don’t ask Y.
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch? Because they already 8!
Feel free to add yours below.