Please take, my friends, your well-earned rest,
please take the time for wine and s’mores,
please recreate, for comes the test,
and we’ll be pounding at your doors
with manuscripts grown for ten years,
devotionals that God dictated,
self-help tomes for facing fears
and platforms we’ve not yet created.
We shall gibber, we shall roar
through your groaning panicked inbox,
we shall beg, cajole, implore
for in the vein of Goldilocks,
we’ve checked all agencies in sight
and cursed you are, as our Just Right.
Please take, my friends, your well-earned rest,
please take the time for wine and s’mores,
please recreate, for comes the test,
and we’ll be pounding at your doors
with manuscripts grown for ten years,
devotionals that God dictated,
self-help tomes for facing fears
and platforms we’ve not yet created.
We shall gibber, we shall roar
through your groaning panicked inbox,
we shall beg, cajole, implore
for in the vein of Goldilocks,
we’ve checked all agencies in sight
and cursed you are, as our Just Right.
You deserve it.
Have a wonderful break!