NewsCorp Tells HarperCollins to have Thomas Nelson Publishers Sell The Satanic Bible
Since Thomas Nelson is the world’s largest publisher of Bibles, their ownership decided it would be a good idea to have them diversify the types of Bibles they produce. Publication date for The Satanic Bible is set for October 31, 2019.
NewsCorp Director, Cashme Aut, said, “Our global community is just that. Global. We must acknowledge the diversity of beliefs in our world.” Rumor has it they will also add an Atheist Bible in the Fall, complete with 2,400 blank pages.
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Yup. Got me, too. Cashme Aut, Halloween publication date, blank pages… Unfortunately, it’s not far from being plausible… Thanks for the laugh!
hook, line, and sinker, I fell for it.
Ya got me! 😉 But remember the days when that would seem like the stupidest idea for a practical joke because no one would possibly fall for it? I miss those days. 😉
Ha ha!
My heart plummeted to my feet. SO glad it was just an April Fool’s joke. Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! 😉
I fell for it! So relieved it was a joke, because it’s not that far of a stretch these days 🙁
Steve, for what it may be worth, I thought this was the best April Fool’s Joke I have yet seen.
First, it was funny, once one realised the jibe.
Second, it carried a sting in the tail; we cannot be oblivious to that which the secular wolrd is trying to force.
In my home state of New Mexico, there is legislation pending (that the new governor WILL sign) that will criminalise a doctor’s conscience-based refusal to perform abortion at birth.
Only if we see the writing on the wall, and especially through humour, can we fight effectively.
Well said!! Heartbreaking about the abortion issue in NM.
Ok my blood pressure may have climbed when I read this! With so much bad news in the media it was easy to believe. Did you stay in the principal’s office in elementary school? ?
Almost had me…Cashme Aut was the first clue I noticed when I read the blog out loud to Hubby
LOL, you got me, and it’s not even April 1st.
Hahaha…you have a wit about you, you do!