It’s springtime somewhere. The rabbits are eating your garden. Today, let them make you laugh. Or at least read these to your kids or grandkids. At least they will appreciate the puns!
Funny Punny Bunnies
- What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
- What kind of books do rabbits read? Ones with hoppy endings.
- Where do rabbits work? At IHOP restaurants!
- I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
- What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
- What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny.
- Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
- What did the bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.
- Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
- What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-hop!
Your turn. Be nice.
For those who remember the Fifties…
What kind of high school dances do rabbits prefer?
Sock hops
I can’t put this down.
Which Beatle was a bunny?
George Hare-ison
I groaned out loud at this one. Then there’s the sci-fi writer Harry Harrison.
And, of course, Hare-ison Ford.
And then our two bunny presidents, William Henry Hare-ison and Hare-y S. Truman.
What do you call ten rabbits marching backward?
A receding hare line.
🙂
That hurts.
LOL! Love it.
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on ’em.
How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
You all are clever.
Hare are a few more:
Why did the rabbit wear glasses? To improve it’s hop-tical vision.
What do you call a rabbit that is really fast? A hare-plane.
You could say this Fun Friday post is a real hare-raising success.
What do you call a writer who continues to submit after their twentieth rejection? A hop-timist!
Why was the little rabbit crying? Because no bunny lived him,
Why was the little rabbit crying? Because no bunny loved him,
What song did George Gershwin write for rabbits? “Somebunny Loves Me.”