Mar

12

2012

The Perfect Christian Woman … According to Christian Publishing

composed with tongue in cheek by Steve Laube

This lady…

Lives a Purpose Driven Life and
Knows the Power of a Praying Wife.

She practices Five Love Languages and
Will not be Left Behind.

She spent 90 Minutes in Heaven
And is convinced that Heaven is for Real.

She is both Captivating and Radical
Because she Kissed Dating Goodbye and
Has developed a Mary Heart in a Martha World.

She wears Blue Like Jazz and keeps The Shack spotless
While making a Case for Christ.

She secured Dinner with a Perfect Stranger and
Appreciates a man who is Wild at Heart and More Than a Carpenter.

But ultimately the Christian Publisher is most attracted to and admires the perfect Christian woman because she is…
Amish.

 

 

 

59 Responses to “The Perfect Christian Woman … According to Christian Publishing”

  1. Connie Terpack December 25, 2013 at 11:47 pm #

    Loved this! I did something similar years ago but with song titles. My husband was a singer back then, and I wrote a “love letter” using the titles of the songs he sang.

  2. Faith Simone January 10, 2014 at 2:02 pm #

    LOL! The final line is a killer…so many Amish people, so little time to write about them.

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