Fun Fridays – Feb. 24, 2012

The Joke of the Year Award goes to Tim Vine in London at the Lafta Awards banquet. Award is given to the year’s best one-liner joke or puns. Below is the winner and then five more from Tim Vine. Can you top these?

WINNER — – that’s a site for sore eyes

Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.

Eric Bristow asked me why I put superglue on one of his darts. I said you just can’t let it go can you?

I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.

Do you ever get that when you’re half way through eating a horse and you think to yourself, “I’m not as hungry as I thought I was.”

4 Responses to Fun Fridays – Feb. 24, 2012

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    Sherrinda February 24, 2012 at 4:53 am #

    My husband likes to tell people he’s found the secret for extending his vacation, making it seem like two weeks long instead of one: Take his mother-in-law along.

    My mother doesn’t really appreciate that joke.

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    Mary Young February 24, 2012 at 7:08 am #

    Thanks for the Friday morning smile! (from Steve and Sherrinda both)

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    Ruth Douthitt February 24, 2012 at 10:26 am #

    Lol! That last one made me laugh out loud…thanks!

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    Patti Jo Moore February 24, 2012 at 1:37 pm #

    Oh, I LOVE these! After all, the world could use more laughter!! 🙂 Thanks for sharing, Patti Jo

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