The Joke of the Year Award goes to Tim Vine in London at the Lafta Awards banquet. Award is given to the year’s best one-liner joke or puns. Below is the winner and then five more from Tim Vine. Can you top these?
WINNER — Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes
Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
Eric Bristow asked me why I put superglue on one of his darts. I said you just can’t let it go can you?
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”
I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.
Do you ever get that when you’re half way through eating a horse and you think to yourself, “I’m not as hungry as I thought I was.”
My husband likes to tell people he’s found the secret for extending his vacation, making it seem like two weeks long instead of one: Take his mother-in-law along.
My mother doesn’t really appreciate that joke.
Thanks for the Friday morning smile! (from Steve and Sherrinda both)
Lol! That last one made me laugh out loud…thanks!
Patti Jo Moore
Oh, I LOVE these! After all, the world could use more laughter!! 🙂 Thanks for sharing, Patti Jo