[Read the following, out loud, really fast. Should help you wake up!]
by Anonymous
When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write, if the copy is right. If however, your copy falls over, you must right your copy. If you write religious services you write rite, and have the right to copyright the rite you write.
Very conservative people write right copy, and have the right to copyright the right copy they write. A right wing cleric would write right rite, and has the right to copyright the right rite he has the right to write. His editor has the job of making the right rite copy right before the copyright can be right.
Should Jim Wright decide to write right rite, then Wright would write right rite, which Wright has the right to copyright. Duplicating that rite would copy Wright right rite, and violate copyright, which Wright would have the right to right.
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This piece has been circulating on the Internet for many years without attribution. If you know who composed it, let me know!
Writing right/rite ain’t as fun as messin’ with it, as I rediscovered rereading “A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court”!
Attributed to Shelley Herman, perhaps, dating back to 1998. But then, if that’s the person who wrote it, copyright write rights would have been filed right then, right?
LOL Like I always say, you’ve gotta love the English language.
That’s just…WRONG! 😉
This was absolutely hysterical! I laughed so hard, I kept losing my place. I don’t know who wrote this, but they have my kudos!
I just finished writing the Call to Worship for next Sunday, based on several Psalms. I’m a Wright who writes right rite.
By the way, we celebrated our 50th wedding anniversary on Sunday. Our church gave us mugs. Mine said, “50 years of being Mr. Right.” My wife’s said, “50 years of being Mrs. Always Right.”
Of course, I married her to make her Wright. And she has been right ever since.
I don’t know who wrote this intricate copy, but I have a friend named Jim Wright.
I would have thought the author’s initials were BH.
This Realy isn’t right. 🤣