For a quick midweek break, here are some really bad puns for your enjoyment. None are original! Don’t blame me.
A chicken and an egg go into a restaurant. The waitress asked, “Which of you is first?”
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.
What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.
Geology rocks but geography is where it’s at!
Had to close my health clinic. I didn’t have enough patience.
What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey.
Can February March? No, but April May.
How do trees feel in the Spring? Releaved.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.
So what if I don’t know what “apocalypse” means? It’s not the end of the world!
I’m delighted! Somebody just broke into my apartment and stole every lamp, flashlight, and lightbulb.
