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21 Latin Phrases Every Writer Should Know

By Steve Laubeon February 11, 2022
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21 Latin Phrases Every Writer Should Know

  1. Persona Non Grata
    “An unwelcome person” (lately defined, by some, as a literary agent).
  2. Habeas Corpus
    “You have the body” (the legal right to appear before a judge).
  3. Cogito Ergo Sum
    “I think, therefore I am.” For a writer it would be “Scribo ergo sum.”
  4. Deus Ex Machina
    “God from the Machine.” In a novel it basically means the author has written something too convenient to explain events, a plot device to solve the unsolvable problem.
  5. E Pluribus Unum
    “Out of many, one.” Would you dare use this phrase to describe a book: “Many words, one book”?
  6. Carpe Diem
    “Seize the day,” incorrectly used to describe a particular species of fish. Should not, if swapping the “a” and the “r,” be used to describe the nature of your day.
  7. Quid Pro Quo
    “This for that” or, in other words, “You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours.”
  8. Non Sequitur
    “It does not follow,” a conclusion that is not connected to the statements leading up to it. For example, “Trees are made of wood. My pencil is made of wood. It’s time to finish typing my book.”
  9. Ad Hominem
    “To the man.” During an argument or discussion, one party attacks their opponent’s reputation or expertise, rather than sticking to the issue at hand. A daily practice on social media.
  10. Alter Ego
    Literally, “other self.” Incorrectly misspelled and then used to describe certain preachers.
  11. Soli Deo Gloria
    “Glory to God alone,” a motto of the Reformation. Johann Sebastian Bach would sign his compositions with the initials S.D.G.
  12. Caveat Emptor
    “Let the buyer beware” (before you use the “Buy Now” feature on any online site).
  13. Pro Bono
    “Done without charge,” incorrectly used by fans of U2.
  14. Memento Mori
    “Remember your mortality” (also the name of an album by the band Flyleaf).
  15. Caveat Lector
    “Let the reader beware” (be nice to your reading audience!).
  16. Sui Generis
    “Of its own kind” or “unique,” a key principle in copyright or intellectual property law.
  17. Alma Mater
    Literally, “Nourishing mother.” More often used when referring to the school you attended. But what if you went to Alma School?
  18. Veni, vidi, vici
    “I came, I saw, I conquered,” a message supposedly sent by Julius Caesar to the Roman Senate to describe a battle in 47 BC. For the writer? “Veni, vidi, scripsi” (I came, I saw, I wrote).
  19. Ad Majorem Dei Gloriam
    “For the Greater Glory of God.” See 1 Corinthians 10:31. Johann Sebastian Bach also used the initials A.M.D.G.
  20. Mea Culpa
    “By my fault,” or, in common language today, “My bad.”
  21. Per Diem
    “Per day.” A business may give an employee a set amount of money they can spend each day while taking a trip on behalf of the company. Also known as “I can only afford a bowl of hot water and some ketchup when I travel.”
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Category: Fun Fridays, HumorTag: Humor, Latin, Trivia

Singing the Slushpile Blues

By Steve Laubeon August 30, 2021
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by Steve Laube

The unsolicited pile of proposals in my office (aka "the slushpile) taunts me every day.

"Come over here!" it says, tantalizing me with immanent possibilities. I say to myself, "Maybe it will be the next one I look at. That will be 'The One.'"

I've been told that many of you enjoy hearing some of the offbeat letters or intriguing proposals I see. Here is a sampling from …

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Category: Book Proposals, Creativity, HumorTag: Humor, slushpile

O I C, U C?

By Bob Hostetleron May 20, 2021
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I’ve been a fan of James Taylor (he of “Fire and Rain” and “Carolina on My Mind” fame) since I first heard “Don’t Let Me Be Lonely Tonight” on the radio at a particularly lonely time in my life. That’s a story for another time; we won’t get into it right now. But from that day I bought or stole every album he ever released. On his 1979 release, Flag, he included a song titled “B.S.U.R. …

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Category: Humor, Inspiration

The Writing Life Compared

By Tamela Hancock Murrayon January 7, 2021
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As Soon as Your Book Is Published (Unpublished Author Edition) Your hair will become fuller, lusher, and shinier. You will only write a thousand words a day to make a million dollars a year. You’ll be a bestselling author, and every book will float to the top of the charts. You will be the most popular author at writers conferences. Aspiring authors will fawn over you, keen for your wisdom. You …

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Category: Humor, The Writing Life

Words I Can Spell but Mispronounce

By Bob Hostetleron December 16, 2020
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A couple years ago I was enjoying a small family reunion with my two older brothers. We were playing a card game, and for some reason I used the word chimera in the conversation. Unfortunately, I failed to take into consideration three things: I had (to my recollection) never heard the word spoken but had only read it. My brothers are both smarter than me. My brothers would never hesitate to …

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Category: Humor, Reading

10 Haughty Author Commandments That Agents Must Obey

By Steve Laubeon June 22, 2020
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Composed with tongue firmly in cheek. Send to yours and maketh your agent weepeth. 10 Haughty Author Commandments That Agents Must Obey I. Thou shalt have no other authors before me. II. Thou shalt adore all my ideas and declare them holy. III. Thou shalt personally guarantee my financial success. IV. Thou shalt send me to Bora Bora on my birthday and send a wad o’ cash at Christmas. V. Thou …

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April Fool’s Jokes for Writers

By Tamela Hancock Murrayon April 1, 2020
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It may be too late by the time you read this post, but April Fool’s Day is a good time to mention some ideas for writers who like to prank others. In my early days of writing full-time, my son knew far more about computers than I did. (That hasn’t changed; he knows more about most things than I do.) So, one day before leaving for sixth grade, he did something. To this day, I don’t know exactly …

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Category: Encouragement, Humor, The Writing Life

Top 10 Answers to “What Are You Writing?”

By Bob Hostetleron February 26, 2020
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If you’ve been writing for awhile, you probably know that a frequent (perhaps the most frequent) question asked of writers is, “What are you working on?” People seem to be interested in the writing life and the flashes of genius that sometimes visit a person in that line of work. But it’s a loaded question. It took me awhile, but I eventually learned how dangerous the question is. Early on in my …

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Category: Humor, The Writing Life

Comedy As a Tool

By Tamela Hancock Murrayon September 12, 2019
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We all like to laugh. Writers with a knack for humor can find a large and eager audience. But humor can be tricky. If you want to write humor, The Christian Writers Institute has a couple of inexpensive lectures to review (find them here). In the meantime, writers need to consider at least a couple of elements. Novelists can use humor to reveal character and truths. Your mean-spirited villain can …

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The Author’s Life in 39 Easy Steps

By Bob Hostetleron August 22, 2018
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Someday I ought to write a book. Woohoo! I’ve just started writing a book! I deserve some ice cream. I’m so excited, things are going great. Writing is hard. No, writing is cool. I’m having the time of my life. Writing is hard. I should just give up. I’m almost done with my first book. Writing is so fun. I have written 4,000 words! I deserve some ice cream. I just found out …

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Category: Humor, The Writing LifeTag: Humor, The Writing Life
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