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Blog Posts I Decided Not to Write

By Dan Balowon June 19, 2024
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Since 2013, when I wrote my first blog post for this agency, I’ve covered a lot of different topics and issues, sometimes repeating some themes that I felt important. But overall, I sought to be an “encouraging realist” when it comes to book publishing.

I also make it a habit to plan posts well into the future, so I have my schedule drafted through early 2026, which could either be viewed with a sense of blogging awe and wonder or, more likely, that I should see a therapist.

Still, there are a lot of posts I decided to toss into the trash bin of blogging history for various reasons. Here they are and some reasons why I deep-sixed them:

Don’t Send Your Proposal Willy-Nilly to Every Agent

Other than I was looking for a way to use “willy-nilly” on a post, it might actually be faulty advice. After all, there’s that time when an aspiring author sent a book proposal to their insurance agent, who shared it with their real-estate agent, whose brother-in-law knew a guy in the CIA who knew a secret agent who had a neighbor who was a literary agent. They got a contract in the mail with a check for $100,000! This happens all the time.

Pay Attention to What Publishers Want to Publish

As we gaze at the sunrise on our back porch and ponder the wonders of God’s creation, the editorial desires of a company that might invest money in our book seem so small and irrelevant. After all, there was that one time when a publisher did a book completely off-brand for them. Sure, it was written by the daughter of the company owner; but it proves they will go a different direction once in a while. Who wants to find out that the book they have been writing for the last ten years was not commercially publishable? Totally discouraging.

Take Your Time and Do It Write

See what I did there? Pretty funny, huh? I wrote the title and then I couldn’t think of any good approach to the post. I was in a hurry anyway and created a post under Bob Hostetler’s byline using ChatGPT. You can read it in the next couple of weeks.

Don’t Just Send Your manuscript Instead of a Proposal

Talk about discouraging. Seriously, after spending a thousand hours writing over the last two years, who wants to spend two more hours creating a professional proposal? The least an editor or agent can do is spend eight hours reading it. This would have fallen flat for the agency blog.

I had a few more ideas not as developed as the above:

Your mom is not a literary critic (even if she is).

Manuscripts written with pencil in cursive handwriting are not properly formatted for publication.

A manuscript isn’t done until an editor says it is.

Platform, shmatform, books are still important even if they sell only four copies. (I would have gotten angry emails about “shmatform” not being a real word.)

Authors who ignored any professional advice and were still highly successful. (I thought of the title first, but then couldn’t find any examples, so I gave up.)

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The Goofy English Language

By Steve Laubeon April 29, 2024
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I stumbled over this poem about odd plurals in the English language. There was no attribution. If you know who wrote it, please let me know so I can give proper credit. Very clever! We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes, But the plural of ox becomes oxen, not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, Yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a …

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Category: Grammar, Humor

Labor Day Metaphor

By Steve Laubeon September 4, 2023
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Today the U.S. celebrates Labor Day as a national  holiday. Eight years ago I posted the below video on Labor Day and asked readers to think of ways this bear’s activity is a metaphor for the writing life. For life in general. Or write a 100-word short story about what you saw. I’ve left the creativity of those comments below. Add yours to the mix! Enjoy!

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Category: Humor

Do You Tsundoku?

By Steve Laubeon August 28, 2023
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You may have heard of the numerical Sudoku game, but I play a much better game. And a lot more fun. Tsundoku. Do you tsundoku? That may be unfair, so let me have the Cambridge online dictionary give you the definition: The practice of buying a lot of books and keeping them in a pile because you intend to read them but have not done so yet; also used to refer to the pile itself. Until I recently …

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Category: Humor, Personal

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Guide for Authors

By Dan Balowon June 6, 2023
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In 1999, Chronicle Books published the first in a series of rather unique books, The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook; and it sold ten million copies, launching a multimedia franchise. Over a dozen books followed, as well as games, TV series, and other merchandise. Authors Joshua Piven and David Borgenicht built the books around extreme, need-based topics, like how to jump from a moving train …

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Category: Humor, The Writing Life

Fun Fridays – May 26, 2023

By Steve Laubeon May 26, 2023
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When a picture says a thousand words:  

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Category: Fun Fridays, HumorTag: Rejection

Pet Peeves

By Dan Balowon December 1, 2022
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Pet peeves. We all have them, and we all do things that are pet peeves for others. How about starting a blog post with a two-word sentence, which isn’t a sentence? Anyone? Bueller? My Pet Peeves On one hand, I am like everyone else. I don’t like repetitive tapping or spam phone calls late at night. Those are the easy ones. I am also incredibly annoyed by bicyclists who never, ever observe any kind …

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Category: Agents, Humor

Labor Day Holiday

By Steve Laubeon September 5, 2022
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Today the U.S. celebrates Labor Day as a national holiday. It’s a perfect day to make and eat popcorn, a favorite snack! Enjoy this insightful video with the Muppets Swedish chef attempting to make enough for everyone.

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Category: HumorTag: Humor, Labor Day

Mysteries of the English Language

By Bob Hostetleron August 3, 2022
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I love the English language. It’s been very good to me. But it can be a booger too. For example, you know that a slim chance and a fat chance are the same, right? And a wise man and a wise guy don’t mean the same thing? It’s a crazy language. And those who must learn it as a second language face many strange twists and turns—as do those of us who try to speak and write with something resembling …

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A Writer’s Entrance Exam

By Bob Hostetleron March 17, 2022
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Say you wanted to enroll in studies at a respected educational institution—let’s call it Wisenheimer Academy for Clever Kids. You might expect to take an entrance exam to determine your degree of fitness for WACK, right? Just as you would to begin training for ministry, law enforcement, or interplanetary space travel. Oddly, though, there is no entrance exam for writers. Until now. That’s right. …

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Category: Humor, The Writing Life
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