Twenty corny puns to brighten your day.
Don’t blame me if you groan.
- To whomever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
- How do you catch a whole school of fish? With bookworms.
- What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
- Why can’t your nose be 12-inches long? Because it would be a foot.
- What kind of tree has a hand? A palm tree.
- What did the science book say to the math book? Wow, you’ve got problems.
- How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
- Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball!
- How did the two cats end their fight? They hissed and made up.
- What do you call a boring dinosaur? A dino-snore!
- What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits.
- I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity!
- Why did the man get hit by a bike every day? He was stuck in a vicious cycle.
- Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- Why does Waldo wear stripes? He doesn’t want to be spotted.
- Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage? Every play has a cast.
- Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? He’s a little shellfish.
- What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
- What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow.
- Can February March? No, but April May!
