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My Amazing Fake Day

By Tamela Hancock Murrayon October 24, 2013
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I’ve been intrigued by some blogs and articles about how Facebook makes people depressed because everyone else’s lives seem so perfect. I hope that no one thinks the sum of my life is reflected in two recent Facebook posts that my uncle killed a bear on our family farm in Southern Virginia and here in Northern Virginia, we are host a family of walking stick bugs. I took great comfort in the support from my friends through social media, and our blog readers, after the Navy Yard shootings. So yes, everyone knows my life isn’t perfect. But what if I could have an amazing fake workday just to post on Facebook? Here’s mine, a mixture of truth and fantasy:

4 AM: Rise to read and ponder passages of my Schofield Bible, followed by prayer.

5 AM: Polish furniture, remembering the Benedictine rule to dedicate each task to God.

6 AM: Eat breakfast with Hubby before he goes to work. Afterwards, meditate upon a maxim of St. Teresa of Avila. Today’s Maxim: Never mention anything concerning thyself which men account praiseworthy, such as learning, goodness, birth, unless with a hope of going good thereby, and then let it be done with humility, remembering that these are gifts of God.

6:30 AM: Continue reading Tozer: Mystery of the Holy Spirit.

7 AM – Noon: Catch up on business emails, blogs, and calls, including fielding several contracts with healthy offers for clients. Take a break to touch base with both daughters, Hubby, Momma and Daddy, and mother-in-law. On some days, this time slot may also include church work.

Noon: Lunch with a girlfriend at my home. I will serve tuna salad I made scooped into avocado and tomato strategically placed on Grandma’s china. Dessert will be a refreshing sorbet I made from organic berries.

1:30 PM: Iron Hubby’s shirts.

2-6 PM: Continue negotiations, make submissions, help assistant clear slush pile. Retrieve mail to find several checks but no bills or junk. Call clients. Under no circumstances will anything frivolous such as shoes be discussed.

6 PM: End of the workday. Greet Hubby and go with him to the gym. Then we get to hang out.

Your turn:

What would your amazing fake day look like?

Do you think people share too much information on social media? Or not enough?

Are you bothered by the images people portray on social media? What would you change?

Do you like to argue politics and religion on social media, or do you let comments that offend you pass?

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Category: Communication, Craft, Humor, Social Media, Tamela, Writing CraftTag: Facebook, Humor, Social Media, Twitter

Your Writing Team

By Karen Ballon October 23, 2013
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You've heard it before: “Writing is a solitary endeavor.” Yes, that’s true. The responsibility for getting the words on the page rests on the writer’s shoulders. And yet, we don’t have to be Lone Rangers. In fact, if you think about it, the Lone Ranger wasn't alone! He had Tonto. And a whole network of sheriffs and people that he’d helped, all of whom supported and were rooting for him.

Anyone …

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Category: Career, Communication, Craft, Creativity, Karen, Writing CraftTag: Career

Castor Oil for the Soul

By Dan Balowon October 22, 2013
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I am taking a big risk here, knowing there are authors and avid book readers looking at this post.

Columbia University Press polled hundreds of editors, writers, booksellers, librarians, literary critics, and general readers in order to produce a list of the ten most boring books of all time among the great classics. The winners were:

Pilgrim's Progress, Bunyan
Faust, Goethe
Don …

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Category: Craft, Creativity, Dan, Writing CraftTag: Craft, Creativity, Writing Craft

You Are Essential

By Tamela Hancock Murrayon October 17, 2013
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On Sunday our pastor's sermon was on 1 Corinthians 12:12-27. Although in this passage, St. Paul writes about how each person is a special part of the body of Christ, with a comparison to how all the parts of the human body work together, I couldn't help but think of how essential we all are to the publishing process:

Writers: Without authors' creativity and courage, no one would have a book to …

Read moreYou Are Essential
Category: Book Business, Career, Editing, Get Published, Tamela, The Publishing Life, Writing CraftTag: Book Business, publishing

The Oddest Profession

By Karen Ballon October 16, 2013
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Guest blog by Stephanie Grace Whitson

Writing is the oddest profession in the universe. Why? Because whether or not I get to keep doing it (in the traditional, royalty-paying part of the world I inhabit) has nothing to do with whether or not I’m good at it. Why? Because the one thing that reigns over my career is sales numbers, and I can’t affect sales enough to impress publishers (i.e., by …

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Category: Book Business, Career, Guest Post, KarenTag: Book Business, Career, Stephanie Grace Whitson

HAL 9000 Writes a Book

By Dan Balowon October 15, 2013
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Since most readers of this blog are writers, this might just ruin your day.

A company called Narrative Science started as a research project with Northwestern University computer science and journalism students. (The Medill School of Journalism is arguably the best in the country)  It was called StatsMonkey.

StatsMonkey was a computer program that automatically generated a usable text recap …

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Category: Book Business, Dan, Humor, Technology, Trends, Writing CraftTag: Book Business, Technology

Fun Fridays – October 11, 2013

By Steve Laubeon October 11, 2013
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You love your Apple device? Now they own the alphabet!

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Are You Ready to be a Pro?

By Tamela Hancock Murrayon October 10, 2013
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What if you developed a great hobby you really loved? Say, baking cakes. You bake a creative cake for your child's birthday party, and everyone oohs and ahhs. Then you bake another fabulous cake for your husband's birthday. More oohing and ahhing. And so on. Until a party guest says, "Hey, you could make real money doing this. I'll be your first customer."

You agree. You bake the cake and buy a …

Read moreAre You Ready to be a Pro?
Category: Book Business, Career, Tamela, Writing CraftTag: Book Business, Career

Embrace Abandon

By Karen Ballon October 9, 2013
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As many of you know, I've recently returned home from a series of writers’ conferences. As I met with writers and read their proposals or sample chapters, one thing struck me over and over…

More and more writers are spending time writing what they think agents and editors want to see.

Is that bad? Well, yes and no.

No, because you need to understand what editors and agents are looking …

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Category: Career, Craft, Karen, Trends, Writing CraftTag: Career, Craft, Writing Craft

Make it Count for Something Important

By Dan Balowon October 8, 2013
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Everyone has a pet peeve. People who drive too fast, or too slow, or fingernails scratching on a blackboard.  My pet peeve is a strange one. I have a visceral reaction to the fast-talking legal-speak at the end of radio or TV commercials. I have to change stations…immediately.

You’ve all heard them…commercials that are 50% written by the legal department of the advertiser.  The last 100 words …

Read moreMake it Count for Something Important
Category: Career, Craft, Creativity, DanTag: Communication, Writing Craft
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