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Goofus and Gallant Go To A Writer’s Conference

By Dan Balowon March 10, 2015
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Anything that has been around for almost 70 years with a billion copies in print should be used as material for blog posts once in a while. The kid’s magazine Highlights was first published in mid-1946 and was an integral part of the Boomer generation right up to kids currently in first grade in 2015.

One of the features in Highlights from the very beginning was a cartoon of Goofus and Gallant, teaching various social skills to kids.

Authors, editors and agents are targets of today’s post. If you will, there will be “no turn un-stoned.”

Today, consider yourself back in school as Goofus and Gallant attend a writer’s conference:

Gallant the editor has all presentation material neatly prepared ahead of time.
Goofus the editor writes notes on the airsick bags on the flight out.

Gallant the agent has all icebreaker jokes for the agent panel field-tested before arrival.
Goofus the agent releases white mice around the room before the start to get everybody “loose”.

Gallant the author has his proposal pitch materials neatly organized for an efficient presentation.
Goofus the author uses presentations to wrap up a cookie for later.

Gallant the editor listens intently to every author pitch.
Goofus the editor keeps her earplugs in, listening to Air Supply Greatest Hits on her iPod during presentations.

Gallant the agent always laughs at appropriate times to put authors at ease.
Goofus the agent laughs at author presentations to make authors leave him alone.

Gallant the author thinks of ways to effectively present their book.
Goofus the author thinks of ways to effectively hold three plates at the buffet.

Gallant the editor offers to help a new author re-write their opening sentences.
Goofus the editor talks about how he should be a famous author and no one appreciates him.

Gallant the agent has special chocolates for author meetings.
Goofus the agent eats a plate of hot wings during author meetings.

Gallant the author sits attentively in every training session learning to improve their author platform.
Goofus the author is tormented why they are not the ones teaching on the platform.

Gallant the editor takes time to carefully consider each author pitch meeting.
Goofus the editor keeps taking phone calls during each author pitch meeting.

Gallant the agent arrives on time for every appointment.
Goofus the agent arrives on time for every meal.

Gallant the author hopes to glean important insights from best-selling authors.
Goofus the author hopes to find a way to “eliminate” the competition.

Gallant the editor makes himself available to meet with anyone.
Goofus the editor wears a wig, glasses and a fake name badge to all functions.

Gallant the agent tells everyone that Steve Laube is the smartest man alive.
Goofus the agent tells everyone that Steve Laube eats Cheez-its all day when he is in the office.

Call me Goofus.

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Category: Book Business, Conferences, Get Published, HumorTag: Humor, Writers Conference

Valentine’s Creativity! [Plus a Giveaway]

By Karen Ballon February 11, 2015
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I love to laugh. I’m one of those people who goes into card stores and stands in the aisles, reading the funny cards and chortling. So when I saw some posts on Rejected Candy Heart sayings, I totally cracked up. You know what Candy Hearts are, yes? Those little sugar hearts with sayings such as “Be Mine,”  “Hug Me,” “Real Love”? We’ve all seen them, even exchanged them. In fact, I bought a box of …

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Category: Craft, Creativity, HumorTag: Creativity, Humor

Let’s Be Creative and Have Fun with Book Titles!

By Karen Ballon November 5, 2014
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Steve Laube shared this hilarious thought from quirkbooks.com in our agency phone call last week: What if your favorite books were Halloween Candy? Such as… Mounds of the Baskervilles Oliver Twix Almond Joy Luck Club The Fault in our Starburst So with Halloween just past, and all the candy now on sale, I thought it would be fun to come up with our own titles using Halloween candy. So here are the …

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Book Concepts That Will Never Sell

By Dan Balowon September 19, 2014
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As a public service to our agency clients and the general Christian publishing industry (but mostly because it is a real drag being serious all the time) here are some book concepts that will never sell.  Don’t even bother trying to develop them. I Never Knew You: Depressing Bible Verses The Dog that Returned to His Vomit: A Bible Story for All Ages The Eglon Diet: The Purpose Driven Knife …

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Category: Fun Fridays, HumorTag: Fun Fridays, Humor

How To Stumble Onto Your Brand…

By Guest Bloggeron September 15, 2014
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Erin Taylor Young has a remarkable gift for making her readers laugh out loud even as she’s delivering hard truths about living a life of faith. Her down-to-earth writing style invites readers into the books that God has given her and sends them away refreshed and assured that we’re not in this gig alone. Her first humorous nonfiction, Surviving Henry: Adventures in Loving a Canine …

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Category: Branding, Get Published, Guest Post, Humor, MarketingTag: Branding, Humor, Marketing

Fun Fridays – May 30, 2014

By Steve Laubeon May 30, 2014
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Paper vs. Electronic Books. Let the battle continue!

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Laube Agency Signs Saul of Tarsus

By Dan Balowon April 1, 2014
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(Phoenix, Arizona) Steve Laube, founder of the Steve Laube Agency announced today that the agency has signed Saul of Tarsus to write in various Christian book categories starting with his debut release in Fall 2014.  Saul will be writing under the pen name of Paul, a name with special meaning to the author, given him after a dramatic personal experience several years ago while on an international …

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What’s Another Word for Thesaurus?

By Dan Balowon December 31, 2013
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On this last day of 2013, I think the best use of this space is to offer up my favorite quotes related to books, writing or from authors. Without further delay from the fun, here they are:

"What's another word for thesaurus?" (Steven Wright)

"This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two." (George Burns)

"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, …

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Silly Saturdays – December 21, 2013

By Steve Laubeon December 21, 2013
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I couldn't resist. I have been assimilated.
(The piece ends at around 1:20. After that is a commercial from the person who put this together.)

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‘Tis the Season

By Steve Laubeon December 14, 2013
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Best Christmas Card Photo Ever? – Jon Acuff thinks so: Source:  jamiliajean.com via Jon on Pinterest

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Category: Fun Fridays, Humor, Steve
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