• Skip to main content
  • Skip to after header navigation
  • Skip to site footer

The Steve Laube Agency

Helping to Change the World…Word by Word

The Steve Laube Agency

The Steve Laube Agency

Helping to Change the World Word by Word

  • Home
  • About
    • Who We Are
    • Frequently Asked Questions
    • Interview with Steve Laube
    • Statement of Faith
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Privacy Policy
  • Guidelines
  • Authors
    • Who We Represent
    • Awards and Recognition
  • Resources
    • Recommended Reading
    • Christian Writers Market Guide Online
    • Christian Writers Institute
    • Writers Conferences
    • Freelance Editorial Services
    • Copyright Resources
    • Research Tools
    • Selling What You Write
  • Blog
  • Contact
  • Twitter
  • FaceBook
  • RSS Feed
  • Get Published
  • Book Proposals
  • Book Business
  • Writing Craft
    • Conferences
    • Copyright
    • Craft
    • Creativity
    • Grammar
  • Fun Fridays
Home » Humor » Page 7

Humor

My Amazing Fake Day

By Tamela Hancock Murrayon October 24, 2013
Share
Tweet
22

Sea view

I’ve been intrigued by some blogs and articles about how Facebook makes people depressed because everyone else’s lives seem so perfect. I hope that no one thinks the sum of my life is reflected in two recent Facebook posts that my uncle killed a bear on our family farm in Southern Virginia and here in Northern Virginia, we are host a family of walking stick bugs. I took great comfort in the support from my friends through social media, and our blog readers, after the Navy Yard shootings. So yes, everyone knows my life isn’t perfect. But what if I could have an amazing fake workday just to post on Facebook? Here’s mine, a mixture of truth and fantasy:

4 AM: Rise to read and ponder passages of my Schofield Bible, followed by prayer.

5 AM: Polish furniture, remembering the Benedictine rule to dedicate each task to God.

6 AM: Eat breakfast with Hubby before he goes to work. Afterwards, meditate upon a maxim of St. Teresa of Avila. Today’s Maxim: Never mention anything concerning thyself which men account praiseworthy, such as learning, goodness, birth, unless with a hope of going good thereby, and then let it be done with humility, remembering that these are gifts of God.

6:30 AM: Continue reading Tozer: Mystery of the Holy Spirit.

7 AM – Noon: Catch up on business emails, blogs, and calls, including fielding several contracts with healthy offers for clients. Take a break to touch base with both daughters, Hubby, Momma and Daddy, and mother-in-law. On some days, this time slot may also include church work.

Noon: Lunch with a girlfriend at my home. I will serve tuna salad I made scooped into avocado and tomato strategically placed on Grandma’s china. Dessert will be a refreshing sorbet I made from organic berries.

1:30 PM: Iron Hubby’s shirts.

2-6 PM: Continue negotiations, make submissions, help assistant clear slush pile. Retrieve mail to find several checks but no bills or junk. Call clients. Under no circumstances will anything frivolous such as shoes be discussed.

6 PM: End of the workday. Greet Hubby and go with him to the gym. Then we get to hang out.

Your turn:

What would your amazing fake day look like?

Do you think people share too much information on social media? Or not enough?

Are you bothered by the images people portray on social media? What would you change?

Do you like to argue politics and religion on social media, or do you let comments that offend you pass?

Leave a Comment
Category: Communication, Craft, Humor, Social Media, Tamela, Writing CraftTag: Facebook, Humor, Social Media, Twitter

HAL 9000 Writes a Book

By Dan Balowon October 15, 2013
Share
Tweet
12

Since most readers of this blog are writers, this might just ruin your day.

A company called Narrative Science started as a research project with Northwestern University computer science and journalism students. (The Medill School of Journalism is arguably the best in the country)  It was called StatsMonkey.

StatsMonkey was a computer program that automatically generated a usable text recap …

Read moreHAL 9000 Writes a Book
Category: Book Business, Dan, Humor, Technology, Trends, Writing CraftTag: Book Business, Technology

Travel: The Businessman versus the Businesswoman

By Tamela Hancock Murrayon July 18, 2013
Share
Tweet
39

I thought I'd have a little fun today with the differences we experience in our house when getting ready for a business trip.

My husband preparing for travel:
1.) Make sure hair is freshly cut.
2.) The night before, pack bags. Wife has already ironed shirts and will be folding them to pack.
Me preparing for travel:
1.) Wash all clothes down to the last item so family will have clean laundry …

Read moreTravel: The Businessman versus the Businesswoman
Category: Humor, TamelaTag: Humor, travel

Misused Words and Phrases

By Karen Ballon May 29, 2013
Share
Tweet
48

 
The English language is full of persnickety quirks, the most despicable of which are buzz words. Words and phrases we’ve decided work better than plain speech. Why say what you mean when you can just toss out a phrase that says what you want, but in such a vague and convoluted manner than people spend so much energy figuring it out that they can’t challenge you? Genius! Or how about those words …

Read moreMisused Words and Phrases
Category: Craft, Creativity, Humor, Karen, Language, Writing CraftTag: Grammar, Humor, Language

Astounding Technology Breakthrough!

By Steve Laubeon April 1, 2013
Share
Tweet
0

The secret of making a video go "viral."
Makes one wonder if this is for real....

Read moreAstounding Technology Breakthrough!
Category: Humor, Steve

Redundant Redundancies

By Tamela Hancock Murrayon September 20, 2012
Share
Tweet
16

We all say them occasionally but should avoid redundancies in writing. I still see redundancies in query letters, and sometimes even in published novels -- and I don't mean an endearing speech marker a writer has bestowed upon a character. Here are just a few:

tiny little
add up
very unique
nodded his head
fiction novel
advance warning
close proximity
safe haven
hurry up
lag …

Read moreRedundant Redundancies
Category: Craft, Humor, Tamela, Writing CraftTag: Craft, Redundancies

Some Days….You Gotta Laugh

By Karen Ballon August 22, 2012
Share
Tweet
25

Karen Ball

Some days…you just gotta let go of any hope of accomplishing what you want and laugh!

I’ve had a week and a half of days like that. I promise we’ll get back to catalyst next week, but today, let’s laugh together. I received the following from a writer friend, and all I can say is, “See why it’s so important to edit what you write??”

These sentences appeared in church …

Read moreSome Days….You Gotta Laugh
Category: Humor, KarenTag: Humor, Laugh

Spell Checking

By Karen Ballon July 18, 2012
Share
Tweet
13

Shortly after I became a book editor, I was working on a nonfiction manuscript that focused on Mormonism. When I finished editing, I ran the spell check. Imagine my reaction when the dear spell check wanted to replace every Mormon with moron and Mormonism with Moronism!

Since those long ago days, spell check has invaded countless emails, files, and text messages. As much as we appreciate it …

Read moreSpell Checking
Category: Craft, Get Published, Grammar, Humor, KarenTag: Grammar, Humor, punctuation

The Most Patriotic Dog in America

By Steve Laubeon July 4, 2012
Share
Tweet
4

HT: Take Your Vitamin Z

Read moreThe Most Patriotic Dog in America
Category: HumorTag: Humor

Word Trivia

By Steve Laubeon May 11, 2012
Share
Tweet
77

Word Trivia

“Stewardesses" and "reverberated" are the two longest (and commonly used) words (12 letters each) that can be typed with only the left hand.

"lollipop" is the longest word typed with your right hand.

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or …

Read moreWord Trivia
Category: Fun Fridays, HumorTag: Fun, Humor, Trivia
  • Previous
  • Page 1
  • Interim pages omitted …
  • Page 5
  • Page 6
  • Page 7
  • Page 8
  • Page 9
  • Next
  • Home
  • About
    • Who We Are
    • Frequently Asked Questions
    • Interview with Steve Laube
    • Statement of Faith
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Privacy Policy
  • Guidelines
  • Authors
    • Who We Represent
    • Awards and Recognition
  • Resources
    • Recommended Reading
    • Christian Writers Market Guide Online
    • Christian Writers Institute
    • Writers Conferences
    • Freelance Editorial Services
    • Copyright Resources
    • Research Tools
    • Selling What You Write
  • Blog
  • Contact

Copyright © 2025 · The Steve Laube Agency · All Rights Reserved · Website by Stormhill Media