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Nuclear Santa

By Dan Balowon December 22, 2015
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Sixty years ago this week in 1955, Sears Roebuck ran the following print ad in a Colorado Springs newspaper:

NORAD

What a lovely thought. Santa (the real one, not some department store fake) announcing “Hey Kiddies! Call me direct.”

There was only one problem, the phone number was already taken by the Continental Air Defense Command in Colorado Springs, the predecessor to the North American Air Defense Command (NORAD), since 1961 buried deep inside Cheyenne Mountain.

They are the folks who can destroy the world with a press of a few buttons.

The commander that Christmas Eve in 1955 was Colonel Harry Shoup, and what happened next is legendary.

From an article by Adam Schrager of Wisconsin Public Television in 2012:

Well, Shoup was on his post guarding the nation one December morning when the red phone rang. Side note here, I always loved the fact that back then the really important phone was a red one. There was no confirmation though on whether it was kept inside a modified cake dish like in the Batman TV series of the 1970′s.

 Anyhow, Shoup knew when that phone rang, it was either the Pentagon or the general in charge on the other end. Either way, it meant a crisp and formal, “Yes sir” upon answering. However the voice he heard on the other end in December 1955, after a pause, was that of a little girl asking him “Are you Santa Claus?”

 He looked angrily around the room to see if any of his subordinates were playing a joke on him because he didn’t “stand for that stuff,” but all he saw in return were blank stares and dedicated servicemen.

 So, in a moment that has defined history, Colonel Harry Shoup said to the little girl, “Yes, I am. Have you been a good little girl?”

 Similar conversations happened continuously all morning long with little girls and boys calling the hotline, the red  phone, and wanting to talk to Santa. One little boy was so excited, he started reading off his wish list before even saying hello.

Sixty years later,  NORAD brings in volunteers (military and civilian) to handle the calls each Christmas, with 70,000 calls and 12,000 emails coming each year from 200 nations, mostly from 2:00am December 24 to 3:00am Christmas Day.

There is even website now that gets enormous traffic. http://www.noradsanta.org/

There is a certain innocence to all this and great fun for the volunteers who work with it, especially for those who bear such a heavy burden in our military. There is most likely therapeutic value to those military personnel who step in to speak to excited children.

Sometimes peacemaking does not need bombs and bullets, but a red Santa-phone.

With thanks to Harry Shoup who saved Christmas in Colorado Springs in 1955.

Application for authors and publishers? I don’t know. Maybe double-check phone numbers, websites and addresses before you publish? (Sorry, it’s Christmas week, I am not thinking critically.)

Merry Christmas!

 

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Category: HumorTag: Christmas, Humor

Duh Blog

By Dan Balowon September 1, 2015
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Kyle Idelman’s AHA: The God Moment That Changes Everything (David C. Cook, 2014) is my inspiration today. If ever I write a book, it will be DUH: The Things That Never Change (Big Publisher, 20??) Today, I will reveal those things that are absolute truth that everyone should know. If you don’t, I have no advice for you. DUH would not be a self-help book because it doesn’t suggest a solution to any …

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Category: HumorTag: Humor

Eyes Open, Antennae Up

By Dan Balowon June 16, 2015
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I can find humor anywhere. It’s a gift…or a curse. I waver on that regularly. About 35 years ago I was in a small grocery store across from our apartment to pick up a few things we needed. We didn’t have much storage space so we went to the store multiple times each week for few things each time, usually diapers and baby formula. To this day, I can still see the well-dressed middle age woman in …

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Category: Craft, CreativityTag: Creativity, Humor, Writing Craft

When It’s One of THOSE Days…

By Karen Ballon June 3, 2015
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I won’t ask if you’ve ever had “one of those days.” You’re in publishing. Of course you have. Probably on a far too regular basis. I totally understand. In fact, my most recent “one of those days” is today. You know what it’s like. You have your little “To Do” list all laid out, and you’re up early, equipped with coffee and ready to dive in, when it happens. Life. And suddenly your plans are out …

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Category: Career, HumorTag: Humor, The Writing Life

April Fools, the Writer’s Way

By Karen Ballon April 1, 2015
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Many years ago, while I was working at Tyndale House Publishers as their senior editor for books, one of my author’s titles released in late March. A few days later, on April Fool’s Day, inspiration hit. Being the serious-minded, somber person that I am, I sent an email. It was addressed to one Mr. James Watkins, whom many of you know is a humor writer, and who loves to tease others–and who …

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Goofus and Gallant Go To A Writer’s Conference

By Dan Balowon March 10, 2015
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Anything that has been around for almost 70 years with a billion copies in print should be used as material for blog posts once in a while. The kid’s magazine Highlights was first published in mid-1946 and was an integral part of the Boomer generation right up to kids currently in first grade in 2015. One of the features in Highlights from the very beginning was a cartoon of Goofus and Gallant, …

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Category: Book Business, Conferences, Get Published, HumorTag: Humor, Writers Conference

Valentine’s Creativity! [Plus a Giveaway]

By Karen Ballon February 11, 2015
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I love to laugh. I’m one of those people who goes into card stores and stands in the aisles, reading the funny cards and chortling. So when I saw some posts on Rejected Candy Heart sayings, I totally cracked up. You know what Candy Hearts are, yes? Those little sugar hearts with sayings such as “Be Mine,”  “Hug Me,” “Real Love”? We’ve all seen them, even exchanged them. In fact, I bought a box of …

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Category: Craft, Creativity, HumorTag: Creativity, Humor

Book Concepts That Will Never Sell

By Dan Balowon September 19, 2014
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As a public service to our agency clients and the general Christian publishing industry (but mostly because it is a real drag being serious all the time) here are some book concepts that will never sell.  Don’t even bother trying to develop them. I Never Knew You: Depressing Bible Verses The Dog that Returned to His Vomit: A Bible Story for All Ages The Eglon Diet: The Purpose Driven Knife …

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How To Stumble Onto Your Brand…

By Guest Bloggeron September 15, 2014
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Erin Taylor Young has a remarkable gift for making her readers laugh out loud even as she’s delivering hard truths about living a life of faith. Her down-to-earth writing style invites readers into the books that God has given her and sends them away refreshed and assured that we’re not in this gig alone. Her first humorous nonfiction, Surviving Henry: Adventures in Loving a Canine …

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Category: Branding, Get Published, Guest Post, Humor, MarketingTag: Branding, Humor, Marketing

Laube Agency Signs Saul of Tarsus

By Dan Balowon April 1, 2014
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(Phoenix, Arizona) Steve Laube, founder of the Steve Laube Agency announced today that the agency has signed Saul of Tarsus to write in various Christian book categories starting with his debut release in Fall 2014.  Saul will be writing under the pen name of Paul, a name with special meaning to the author, given him after a dramatic personal experience several years ago while on an international …

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