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What’s Another Word for Thesaurus?

By Dan Balowon December 31, 2013
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On this last day of 2013, I think the best use of this space is to offer up my favorite quotes related to books, writing or from authors. Without further delay from the fun, here they are:

“What’s another word for thesaurus?” (Steven Wright)

“This is the sixth book I’ve written, which isn’t bad for a guy who’s only read two.” (George Burns)

“Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers.” (Daniel J. Boorstin)

“Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.”  (Mark Twain)

“When I am dead, I hope it may be said: ‘His sins were scarlet but his books were read.” (Hilliare Belloc)

“In Australia, not reading poetry is the national pastime.”  (Phyllis McGinley)

“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days.”   (Garrison Keilor)

“The most important thing for poets to do is to write as little as possible.”  (TS Eliot)

“My reputation grows with every failure.”  (George Bernard Shaw)

“The difference between fiction and reality is that fiction has to make sense.”  (Tom Clancy)

“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend and inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” (Groucho Marx)

“What would I do if I had only six months left to live? I’d type faster.” (Isaac Asimov)

“The only imaginative fiction being written today is income tax returns.” (Herman Wouk)

“Once you’ve put one of his books down, you simply can’t pick it up again.” (Mark Twain talking about Henry James).

“What other culture could have produced someone like Hemmingway and not seen the joke?”  (Gore Vidal)

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Category: Dan, HumorTag: Humor, Quotes

Decoding Publishing Terms

By Dan Balowon November 12, 2013
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I looked back some of my Tuesday blog posts and thought I might be getting too serious, so I wanted to lighten it up a bit with some practical, helpful information that should help you navigate and understand the complicated world of publishing.

Here are words you might hear in relation to publishing or describing a particular book and its real meaning:

“A must-read” – Acquisitions editor …

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Category: Creativity, Dan, Get Published, HumorTag: Humor, publishing

My Amazing Fake Day

By Tamela Hancock Murrayon October 24, 2013
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I've been intrigued by some blogs and articles about how Facebook makes people depressed because everyone else's lives seem so perfect. I hope that no one thinks the sum of my life is reflected in two recent Facebook posts that my uncle killed a bear on our family farm in Southern Virginia and here in Northern Virginia, we are host a family of walking stick bugs. I took great comfort in the …

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Category: Communication, Craft, Humor, Social Media, Tamela, Writing CraftTag: Facebook, Humor, Social Media, Twitter

Travel: The Businessman versus the Businesswoman

By Tamela Hancock Murrayon July 18, 2013
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I thought I'd have a little fun today with the differences we experience in our house when getting ready for a business trip.

My husband preparing for travel:
1.) Make sure hair is freshly cut.
2.) The night before, pack bags. Wife has already ironed shirts and will be folding them to pack.
Me preparing for travel:
1.) Wash all clothes down to the last item so family will have clean laundry …

Read moreTravel: The Businessman versus the Businesswoman
Category: Humor, TamelaTag: Humor, travel

Misused Words and Phrases

By Karen Ballon May 29, 2013
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The English language is full of persnickety quirks, the most despicable of which are buzz words. Words and phrases we’ve decided work better than plain speech. Why say what you mean when you can just toss out a phrase that says what you want, but in such a vague and convoluted manner than people spend so much energy figuring it out that they can’t challenge you? Genius! Or how about those words …

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Category: Craft, Creativity, Humor, Karen, Language, Writing CraftTag: Grammar, Humor, Language

Some Days….You Gotta Laugh

By Karen Ballon August 22, 2012
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Some days…you just gotta let go of any hope of accomplishing what you want and laugh!

I’ve had a week and a half of days like that. I promise we’ll get back to catalyst next week, but today, let’s laugh together. I received the following from a writer friend, and all I can say is, “See why it’s so important to edit what you write??”

These sentences appeared in church …

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Category: Humor, KarenTag: Humor, Laugh

Spell Checking

By Karen Ballon July 18, 2012
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Shortly after I became a book editor, I was working on a nonfiction manuscript that focused on Mormonism. When I finished editing, I ran the spell check. Imagine my reaction when the dear spell check wanted to replace every Mormon with moron and Mormonism with Moronism!

Since those long ago days, spell check has invaded countless emails, files, and text messages. As much as we appreciate it …

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Category: Craft, Get Published, Grammar, Humor, KarenTag: Grammar, Humor, punctuation

The Most Patriotic Dog in America

By Steve Laubeon July 4, 2012
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HT: Take Your Vitamin Z

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News You Can Use – July 3, 2012

By Steve Laubeon July 3, 2012
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What Retailers Know that Publishers Need to Know - Mike Shatzkin analyzes the importance of data in what is truly the "Science of Bookselling."

Your Hotel Bible is now a Kindle - This is a new one. Kindles in the nightstand in your hotel room with the Bible pre-loaded. Fascinating.

Using Evernote for Screenwriting - Brilliant adaptation of the Evernote software by Héctor Cabello …

Read moreNews You Can Use – July 3, 2012
Category: News You Can Use, SteveTag: Agents, Bookselling, Copyright, evernote, Humor

Fun Fridays – June 29, 2012

By Steve Laubeon June 29, 2012
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Over 1,000 heat records set this week across the U.S. It can be kind of hot in Phoenix this time of year (112 degrees today), but this weather forecast for Baltimore takes the prize for hottest day EVER!

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Category: Fun Fridays, SteveTag: Humor
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