23 Reasons Why You Should Not Be Wasting Time on Fun Fridays:
- What do you call a joke that isn’t funny? A sentence.
- Back in 1980, I fell off my bike, twisted my foot, and hurt my knee. I’m telling you this now because there was no social media in the ’80s.
- What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing; they fast.
- I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn’t waterproof.
- Who shaves at least 20 times a day? A barber.
- I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.
- Learn sign language. It’s very handy.
- Knock, knock. Come in!
- Humpty Dumpty had a great fall … and a pretty good spring and summer too.
- How do you know you’re a true ’90s kid? When you look at your birth certificate and it says you were born between 1990 and 1999.
- Do you know what’s odd? Every other number.
- Mary had a little lamb. The doctor fainted.
- My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No it doesn’t!”
- Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
- I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
- How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
- Never trust an atom. They make up everything.
- What do you call a pigeon that can’t find its way back home? A pigeon.
- Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.
- What do you call a pencil sharpener that can’t sharpen pencils? Broken.
- What do you call a talking turtle? Fictional.
- What does one French guy say to another French guy? My name is also Guy.
