I claim no originality. Nor do I claim responsibility for any groans, hiccups, or spitting of coffee. Enjoy!
Twenty Corny Word Puns to Brighten Your Day
- When is a door not really a door? When it’s really ajar.
- How do you organize an astronomer’s party? You planet.
- What do you call a factory that sells generally decent goods? A satisfactory.
- I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Never again.
- You can’t make a “dad joke” if you are not a dad. It’s a faux pa.
- Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents.
- How many tickles can an octopus take? Tentacles!
- I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s something I can really see myself doing.
- What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsh.
- I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
- Why did Cyclops close his school? He only had one pupil.
- Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Then it would be a foot.
- What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter.
- Why did the coffee call the police? It got mugged!
- What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
- Did you hear about the guy who won the award for best knock-knock joke? He won the no bell prize.
- Why does Waldo only wear stripes? He doesn’t want to be spotted.
- What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
- Which knight invented King Arthur’s Round Table? Sir Cumference.
- What’s the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.
